she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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