How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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