nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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