oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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