he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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