Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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