Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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