she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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