the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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