i just google imaged poop.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
