You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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