That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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