with your own penis?
North Korea, Best Korea!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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