You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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