Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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