I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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