i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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