Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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