so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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