Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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