i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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