have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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