I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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