im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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