Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
this just has baby written all over it
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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