i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I know her cup size but not her name....
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