That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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