We're facebook friends in real life
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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