i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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