I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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