sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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