one two three fourrrrnication!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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