Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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