I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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