Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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