The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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