Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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