The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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