Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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