i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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