We're facebook friends in real life
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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