I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
MIDGETS
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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