BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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