I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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