that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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