have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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