Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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