i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.