used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating