There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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