If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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