I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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