I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize