I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize