: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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