I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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